Welcome oh gentle web wanderer, to the wondrous world of Monkey Pirate Zombie. Take a look around! Please take off your shoes, we just cleaned the carpet. Here you will find animations, comics games and all kinds of other things that hopefully you will find entertaining. Recommended for grown-ups because sometimes we bloody swear.

Friday, 19 July 2013

Random Picture Explosion

Well hello there folks. Long time no post. Again. At least, long time no post here. I've been quite active elsewhere as you can see on my writing blog. Anyhoos I have actually recently created a bunch of designs for personal reasons (greetings cards etc) that I hadn't posted here yet, but I thought it was time to correct that. And so behold... a bunch of random pictures (part 1)

Saturday, 30 March 2013

Picture He Drew

Today's picture is such an 'inside joke' I was pondering whether to post it here at all. In the end I decided, why the hell not. And as such to appreciate the piccie you need to know the following crucial pieces of information:
  1. It was my friend's birthday
  2. My friend loooooves Murder She Wrote. Big time.
  3. The main character in MSW is called Jessica Fletcher. How do I know this? See point 2.
So it's actually Murder solving Pals, not "Pals who love to murder". Just to make that important distinction. I'm not saying my friend likes to murder people, with  Jessica Fletcher's help. That would be quite a strange thing to put on someones' birthday card don't you think?

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Cute Attack!

And it's no even Caturday yet! Click to Embiggen!

Sunday, 10 March 2013

Still Alive!

New for you today: just a little picture I designed for a friend on her birthday. Also: Party Penguin Check it out. More stuff incoming.

Saturday, 23 February 2013

Happy Caturday

A new picture for you today, to show you I am still alive.... and KICKING. Bwah-ha-ha! It's Kung Fu Kittie. Obviously.

Monday, 24 December 2012

Merry Tuesday (a day early)

It's that time again peeps, and as always I have been busy designing my own yuletide cards. This means a veritable santa's sack of new pics for you right now. This year most of my cards were based on a farmyard spin on a Christmas Carol- E-Baa-Nee-Za and the three goats of Christmas. Merry Christmas to you all from Monkey Pirate Zombie! See My designs from last year here

Monday, 5 November 2012

This Monkey Has Red On Her Ledger...

...and she'd like to clear it. Continuing the 2012 collection of Movie Monkeys, it's Black Widow Monkey from the Marvel-ous Avengers.

Sunday, 28 October 2012

This Monkey Has Answers (But Not Necessarily The Ones You're Looking For)

Today's Movie Monkey is from a movie that divided people. I was on the side you really liked it. You might say... I am Pro-Metheus. I Thankyou... I'll be hear all week.. Try the veal. *Tumbleweed*. Awful puns aside, presenting Prometheus Monkey.

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

When Gotham is In Ashes, Bane Monkey Gives You Permission To Something

Today I bring you the second new Movie Monkey for 2012, representing one of the biggest flicks of the year, with one of the most iconic costumes. Of course, who else but Bane Monkey? More monkeys coming up!

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

We're back; The Monkey On Fire

Hey! No way! Can it be... yes it's a new MPZ post after what seems like forever. The site has been pretty much on hiatus for most of 2012 due to my real life shenanigans, not least transitioning to my new career as a freelance writer. However I am back.... a bit. I'm going to be posting new stuff in the run up to Christmas, mostly it will be artwork and stuff rather than animations or bigger projects but you never know. What will definitely be coming is a whole new collection of movie monkeys, starting right now. Say hello to the Hunger Games monkey. Fact: this is the first lady movie monkey. But she will not be alone, more movie monkeys coming very soon. May the odds be ever in your favour, or whatever.