Welcome oh gentle web wanderer, to the wondrous world of Monkey Pirate Zombie. Take a look around! Please take off your shoes, we just cleaned the carpet. Here you will find animations, comics games and all kinds of other things that hopefully you will find entertaining. Recommended for grown-ups because sometimes we bloody swear.

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Christmas Present 2!

The second part of the Christmas animation double bill is here, following on from yesterday. Without further ado....... Happy Bunny returns for a (probably) one-off for his very own Christmas special. Click here to check it out. It is also available as a Podcast.

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and New year, and thanks for all your support throughout 2008. This might well be the final post of the year as I enjoy the season, but I'll see you in 2009, if not before!

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Christmas Present 1!

I wasn't expecting to be able to get you Christmas stuff in time, but I'm pleased to tell you that I will, so ignore what I said before. Not only is a brand new animation is on it's way but I've also stuck out a bonus episode of the podcast: featuring the Christmas animation I made in 2005. It's new to the podcast, even if some of you may have seen it before. Either way you can check it out here.

Watch this space, something totally new is coming too.....

Sunday, 21 December 2008

Tinsellitis II: the reckoning*

Christmas is more than one single day you know, it's a whole festive season. Which is my cunning way of pointing out that my festive plans might not actually materialize till after the 25th, cos in a very annoying development- I've been ill again (long timers might know that's two years in a row).
With a bit of luck I'll be better before the season is out and get it done. In the meantime here's silly little pic I knocked up.

* Actually a cold I think but the opportunity for a terrible joke is too great to pass up.

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Time is running out!

If you want to buy gifts from the store in time for Christmas, then time is running out. If you're in the US you've still just got time to take advantage of Economy shipping, but hurry as Christmas is coming!

Sunday, 30 November 2008

It's that time again.

The Monkey Pirate Zombie store has had plenty of products added in time for Christmas, including a whole range of Christmas Presents. Most importantly the 2009 calendar is now available, featuring 12 of the best cartoons from the site.

Sunday, 23 November 2008

party like it's 1985

Screeching on to the site at 88mph, it's a new movie monkey, it's Monkey McFly (a Back to the Future monkey). Which reminds me, we're living in the future now, where are our frickin' Hoverboards?

Wallpaper large
Wallpaper wide

Also added to booty.

Monday, 17 November 2008

Podcast update

A bonus episode has been released of the podcast. Click to check it out, or here to subscribe. The episode is the only episode of Happy Bunny that never appeared in the podcast. Originally it was interactive- you could choose an alternate ending. Now the interactivity has gone, but you can still enjoy all 3 endings. This animation is a couple of years old, so the animation isn't my best but it's here for completions sake.

Sunday, 16 November 2008

Time for Change......

I've thoroughly revamped the booty section (where wallpapers and downloads can be found) and had a good sort out. A lot of the old wallpapers are gone but there are new ones in the place. Some older ones will be returning once I've fiddled with them to get them up to the same standard as the new ones (older 'papers were saved as jpegs, whereas I now save them as the better quality png format, if you want to get technical). The selection will certainly improve soon. As well as backgrounds, you will also find a large number of new avatars for you to use in instant messenger programs or in forums. Take a look around! More content will be added later

Saturday, 15 November 2008

now in widescreen

From now on, an extra size has been added to the wallpaper range, to cater for the increasing number of people who have wide screen monitors (such as yours truly). For starters all the Movie Monkeys have widescreen wallpapers- links below.

Monkey Indie wide
Iron Monkey wide
Joker Monkey wide
Triple Monkey wide
Freddie Monkey wide
Jason Monkey wide
Bond Monkey wide
Harry Monkey wide

Thursday, 6 November 2008

new photoshoppage

New Photoshop added to the photoshop gallery.
Double update today- woo!

the name's monkey, movie monkey

Ba-ba ba ba BA BA, ba ba ba ba.... with impeccable timing here is a new Movie Monkey, for your eyes only. And thanks to pure dumb luck, this happens to be Movie Monkey number (double O) 7!

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Friday, 31 October 2008

Movie Monkeys- Icons of Horror

It's Halloween, so here are two new movie monkeys to mark the occasion- based on two of the biggest horror icons of the last 25 years- Freddie and Jason.

Wallpapers available
Jason (large)

Freddie (large)

Don't have nightmares!

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

let the Games Begin!

I've been working once more on the new look, and the latest section to be replaced is the Games section. In doing so, I noticed it's quite a small selection, so it's really time for some new games, wouldn't you say?

new look continues

The site info section has finally been updated. I'm planning on expanding the links page considerably though, let me know if there's a link you think I'm missing!

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Shop updated

New merchandise has been added to the shop, including a t-shirt featuring the movie monkey wizard. Check it out! You can even buy something if you so feel inclined.

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

new nonsense

For anybody new to the site, I occasionally like to post the artwork I do for friends and family, and post them under stuff and nonsense. Sometimes they require some explanation to make sense of. Not today though. This looks like a simple picture of a duck... because that's all it is. Done for my lovely little niece's Christening, because, well, she likes ducks. No joke, no hidden meaning just a simple cute picture, that some of you might enjoy.

Thursday, 16 October 2008


I have made some modifications to a couple of sections of the site as part of the steadily progressing redesign. The contact page and podcast page have been replaced with slightly shinier versions that fit in with the new look. I've made a major breakthrough in terms of making the redesign, which means it shouldn't be held up much longer. I'll fill you in as it progresses.

Saturday, 11 October 2008

Friday, 10 October 2008

Thanks are in order...

So, thanks to an email I got yesterday, I discovered that Monkey Pirate Zombie TV (our podcast) is listed on the directory site podcast.com, so is now available from 4 different places (podbean.com, itunes and directly from the site, and now podcast.com). You can see it here. The thing is, I never added it to the site, so it would appear that some fantastically kind soul did it for me. I'd love to be able to thank them personally, so if you did it, and you're reading it now, please email me right away! It's great to know that there's someone out there helping the site out! You guys rock!

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

new merchandise!

The Launching of the Movie Monkeys is all part of a master plan to take over the world.... (well, actually "earn enough money to support myself" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, even if it's true) by putting out designs people might like to buy on a t-shirt or other goods, and that might appeal to the general populace. So I am working on a new look shop. You can see how it's going here. It looks very plain at the moment but watch this space... well that space. So as of now you can buy t-shirts featuring the movie monkeys, individually or as pictured above, all 3 of them together. More movie monkeys are on their way

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

three is the magic number

Here's a little montage image showing all three movie monkeys so far. In case you hadn't noticed, these three are all characters from movies released this summer. Future Movie Monkeys will be inspired by much more varied movies, so watch this space......

Updated (1/10/08) This design is now also available as a desktop wallpaper:
large wallpaper

movie Monkey 3

The third Movie Monkey. Meet Iron Monkey!


Big Wallpaper

Friday, 26 September 2008

Why so serious?

The second Movie Monkey this one based on The Joker from The Dark Knight. Click the links below to see the wallpapers.

Bigger Wallpaper

Thursday, 25 September 2008

new wallpapers

Introducing Movie Monkeys a series of Monkeys based on... well movies obviously. They will star on wallpapers and other things on the site. This wallpapers features a monkey Indie Jones. (The picture has been completely redrawn from the one previously posted on the site). More monkeys, and wallpapers coming soon! Click the links below to get the wallpaper- available in 2 sizes to fit different monitors.


Large wallpaper

for older wallpapers, avatars and other downloads Click here
As part of the ongoing redesign of the site I have added a new feature called Snap-Shots. Both here and on the blog, if you hover over a link you get a little bubble pop up that previews the page. Try it out! What do you think? Useful or a pain in the arse? Let me know!

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Bringing The Bunny Back?

It would be unheard of for me to change my mind about something (*cough!*....) but the other day I began to wonder if finishing the Happy Bunny series for ever was a silly idea, seeing as people seem to like it and all. Which is why I am putting his future in your hands! If I get enough votes* I will bring the Bunny back for further animated adventures. Vote now!

*'enough' being at my dsicretion of course ;-P

Friday, 19 September 2008


It be that time of yarr again landlubbers!

Wishing you all a jolly International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Don't forget to both shiver your timbers and splice your mainbraces, or I'll make you walk the plank. Yarr!

Saturday, 13 September 2008

New toon: ud8.tv episode III

The latest animation is here for you to check it out. And as revealed by the title, it's the latest installment of ud8.tv, the dating video series. You can watch the new episode right here.

This animation has also been released as part of the podcast, check it out and/or subscribe here or download it directly from here. This episode also marks the return of being compatible with your ipod, as I've been able to work out how to make ipod compatible video without compromising the video quality. Everybody wins!

Older animations can be found here

Thursday, 11 September 2008

Blog relaunched!

The MPZ blog has been given a wee makeover, so that it now fits in better with the rest of the site. You may find it rather familiar. Check it out here.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

New toon coming...

Just to let you know that a new animation has been started, so will be along soon. It's the latest part of an ongoing series.... consider yourself teased.

Thursday, 4 September 2008

old picture!

When I was moving files to my new computer I came across an abandoned project you might want to check out. I was originally adapting The last Guy On Earth into a comic sometime ago, a project I never got round to finishing. This was the only page that was completed. I never went through with the project, and so this page would never have seen the light of day, but as quite a lot of work went into it, I though I'd share it with you now.

For older stuff and nonsense Click Here