Welcome oh gentle web wanderer, to the wondrous world of Monkey Pirate Zombie. Take a look around! Please take off your shoes, we just cleaned the carpet. Here you will find animations, comics games and all kinds of other things that hopefully you will find entertaining. Recommended for grown-ups because sometimes we bloody swear.

Monday, 24 December 2012

Merry Tuesday (a day early)

It's that time again peeps, and as always I have been busy designing my own yuletide cards. This means a veritable santa's sack of new pics for you right now. This year most of my cards were based on a farmyard spin on a Christmas Carol- E-Baa-Nee-Za and the three goats of Christmas. Merry Christmas to you all from Monkey Pirate Zombie! See My designs from last year here

Monday, 5 November 2012

This Monkey Has Red On Her Ledger...

...and she'd like to clear it. Continuing the 2012 collection of Movie Monkeys, it's Black Widow Monkey from the Marvel-ous Avengers.

Sunday, 28 October 2012

This Monkey Has Answers (But Not Necessarily The Ones You're Looking For)

Today's Movie Monkey is from a movie that divided people. I was on the side you really liked it. You might say... I am Pro-Metheus. I Thankyou... I'll be hear all week.. Try the veal. *Tumbleweed*. Awful puns aside, presenting Prometheus Monkey.

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

When Gotham is In Ashes, Bane Monkey Gives You Permission To Something

Today I bring you the second new Movie Monkey for 2012, representing one of the biggest flicks of the year, with one of the most iconic costumes. Of course, who else but Bane Monkey? More monkeys coming up!

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

We're back; The Monkey On Fire

Hey! No way! Can it be... yes it's a new MPZ post after what seems like forever. The site has been pretty much on hiatus for most of 2012 due to my real life shenanigans, not least transitioning to my new career as a freelance writer. However I am back.... a bit. I'm going to be posting new stuff in the run up to Christmas, mostly it will be artwork and stuff rather than animations or bigger projects but you never know. What will definitely be coming is a whole new collection of movie monkeys, starting right now. Say hello to the Hunger Games monkey. Fact: this is the first lady movie monkey. But she will not be alone, more movie monkeys coming very soon. May the odds be ever in your favour, or whatever.

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Introducing The Christor Chronicles

 If you've been following what I've been up to lately, you'll know that my writing and reviewing work has been taking off. I am now a bona fide freelance writer- I get paid and everything. I have decided that this side of my work should be separated from this page, so I am launching a new blog to keep tabs on my writing. If you want to read my reviews and articles, then this is a good way to keep tabs  on it.

Thursday, 31 May 2012

What's Going Down?

Over the first half of the year I have been making progress in my efforts to become a writer type person. Seeing as I only have so much time, this has meant unfortunately my animation and cartooning work has suffered. As a result, MPZ has pretty much been on unofficial hiatus for most of 2012. Well, the good news is that I am now doing actually freelance work, and if this becomes my main employment then I am hopeful I will have more time to devote to my MPZ endeavours. Not to mention that I'd actually be paid to be doing something I actually enjoy for a change. So this pro work then? I am now contributing to new magazine MyM, which is now available on UK newsstands (plus other places such as Ireland, Australia and New Zealand I believe). Check it out! Issue 1 features my article on the Bleach anime movies. Issue 2 is out 7th June.

Well while I'm here, would you like to see a little cartoon I did? No? Too bad cos here it is. Hopefully it won't be too long until I post again!

Monday, 27 February 2012

Latest projects

I have started writing a column named Animation Avenue for a brand new movie, music an pop culture website Screen Highway. My first review is for the ace Oscar nominated (but not winning) Chico and Rita. With my animations and stuff I post here, as well as my reviews for Screen Highway and for Anime UK News, my work these days is being spread all over the interweb. Therefore to keep track of all my stuff, I have finally got with the programme and joined up on Twitter (@misterchristor). So feel free to follow me. New monkey pirate zombie stuff will be with you soon!

Monday, 13 February 2012


ROCKTOPUSS! Why? Why not? ROCKTOPUSS! That is all.

Monday, 23 January 2012

This monkey is ready to do some Avenging.

Another new Movie Monkey for you, this time from a more up to date film. And also a film that hasn't even come out yet. Wallpaper versions etc coming soon.

Thursday, 19 January 2012

This Monkey Has red on him

Kicking off 2012 will be a new range of Movie Monkeys. First is one from one of my favourite movies of all time. If you can recognise it, that makes you awesome.